Ian's Retirement

Shortly after Ian retired from The BL I asked him what he was doing to occupy his time. After getting this response I figured we better find something better for him to do!

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket I went up to him and said, "Come on pal, how about giving a senior a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.I called him a Frenchman. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a piece of a rather foul name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote….

Personally, I didn't give a darn. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.


Then I get this picture and wonder just what the hell he does at work.