Dan and Helen

Dear Ian,

So the word it out – you are finally 60! I thought you were on THE ARK! No wonder you knew so much about the British Document Supply Centre. You were there before it was built. In those days before Xerox machines, you must have copied documents by hand.

Helen and I wish you all the best on your big day. We hope you can still remember its date. So go out and drink an “Old Fart” beer. As you know, it was “conceived in celebration of all the cantankerous Old Boozers who make life a misery.” You deserve a whole truck load.

Best Wishes,

Dan and Helen Wilde

P.S. Who drank the beer out of the bottle you gave me – your old FART!